brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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