Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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