ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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