so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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