The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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