It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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