Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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