I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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