Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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