I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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