i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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