Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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