I swear she didn't look like that last week.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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