Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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