I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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