My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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