I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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