I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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