I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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