Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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