i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
don't judge my taste in strippers
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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