sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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