How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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