2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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