Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Come on in and take your pants off
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