I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
