you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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