real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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