I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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