I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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