Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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