New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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