Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Come on in and take your pants off
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