come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
