He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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