Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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