He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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