Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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