why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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