Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Non-Jews are for practice
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
