No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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