I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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