the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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