do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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