operation harelip BJ is a go
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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