You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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