Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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