It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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