she was so not down for the gang bang
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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