I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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