She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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