it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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