Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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