Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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